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You Suck: A Love Story MOBI À You Suck:  PDF/EPUB or Being undead sucks LiterallyJust ask C Thomas Flood Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he s ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire And surprise Now he s one, too For some couples, the whole biting and blood thing would have been a deal breaker But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issuesBut word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn t supposed to be recruiting Even worse, Tommy s erstwhile turkey bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue dyed Las Vegas call girl named duh BlueAnd that really sucks


10 thoughts on “You Suck: A Love Story

  1. Marian Willeke Marian Willeke says:

    First of all, I would normally never even think to read this book But as I was looking at the clearance rack, a kid, ie teenager, approached me Hey, do you like vampires I was disturbed how unfazed I was with the completely random question Sure Slightly wary Have you heard of Moore He s a vampire now That answers a lot of questions Michael Moore I m riffling books hoping he ll go away No, not that crazy o


  2. Lyn Lyn says:

    Another very funny book from Christopher Moore, this one the middle book in his vampire trilogy Not as outrageous or imaginative as the other two, this is still vintage Moore with his unique way of dealing with a well worn fantasy subject.Moore may have thought of this trilogy a long time ago, and so he may not be a part of the glutted market or he is but not even his comedic talent can completely offset th


  3. Amanda Amanda says:

    Funny, with some definitely quotable moments However, for me, Moore s vampire series is the weakest of his work That s not an insult I still enjoy them and definitely snicker out loud in ways that make those around me pick up their things and stealthily move away from the crazy person, but they re a little too wink, wink, nudge, nudge sometimes in their humor What impresses me with Moore is that, often among


  4. Rusty Rusty says:

    This is my first Chris Moore book I quickly realized that this was a sequel, but I was already into the story Why Because Moore is fricking hilarious This is the story of two rookie vampires Jody and Tommy who are doing their best to avoid the law, former friends, and giving in completely to their primal natures And of course they need a minion Enter Abby Normal Her greatest struggle is trying to shove down her


  5. Bruce Bruce says:

    I love Christopher Moore I mean, I really, really love this guy s writing I ve given his books to friends, made them required reading for classes that I ve taught, and generally done everything I could to help him along.But this onewell, the title pretty much says it all Moore slapped together a thin plot, an ongoing lovers quarrel, some gimmicky scenes, a major deus ex machina, and an ending that is truly lame.W


  6. Debra Debra says:

    When I picked up this book to fulfill a book club requirement, I did not know that it was the second book of a trilogy I don t feel that I missed much I think the Author gave enough of a backstory that I did not need to go back and read the first book For me, it did well as a stand alone book I didn t love it but I didn t hate it either I liked it It had some clever and funny moments The part of the book I enjoyed


  7. Terri ♥ (aka Mrs. Christian Grey) Terri ♥ (aka Mrs. Christian Grey) says:

    Quick review Cover Eh Rating NC 17Steaminess Steamy Thumbs Up 4Overall Still funnyCharacters Well WrittenPlot The accidental vampire and her lover still mucking things upPage Turner Yes Series Cont Yes Recommend YesBook Boyfriend Thomas C FloodSUMMARY 50 words or less I wasn t sure when I started this one if it would live up to the first one, but as I got into it, the laughs were plentiful Floor and Abby Normal were


  8. Weavre Weavre says:

    Blech.I really enjoyed the last Christopher Moore novel and decided to try another, despite the fact that the plot isn t ordinarily one that would draw my attention I picked this one because 1 it was handy on the library shelf, and 2 it was written after A Dirty Job and I thought that meant it was likely to be written at least as well That was a mistake This one s going back to the library unfinished, because I m just


  9. Shannon Shannon says:

    Years ago, I read Lamb by Christopher Moore and loved it I m not sure if my tastes have changed or if Moore s output is just not consistent, but I hated this book In fact, this may actually be the worst book I ve ever read I considered quitting at several points, but with books and movies I have a need to see how they end even if I don t like them, so I trudged on.For starters, I didn t realize right away that this book


  10. AH AH says:

    3.5 stars You Suck A Love Story is a hilarious romp through San Francisco The book focuses on Jody and Tommy, two new fledgling vampires and their rather unconventional love Jody bites Tommy and makes him a vampire He is not too happy with his new condition, but is easily distracted by Jody and the allure of wild monkey sex with her.Christopher Moore s vampires have interesting powers They can turn to mist when necessary,


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